Bad Eyesight
Bad Eyesight
Arthur is 90 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.
One day he arrives home looking downcast.
“That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad that once I’ve hit the ball, I can’t see where it went.”
His wife sympathizes and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down, she says, “Why don’t you take my brother with you and give it one more try.”
“That’s no good,” sighs Arthur. “Your brother’s a hundred and three. He can’t help.”
“He may be a hundred and three,” says the wife, “but his eyesight is perfect.”
So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes an almighty swing, and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law. “Did you see the ball?”
“Of course I did!” replies the brother-in-law. “I have perfect eyesight.”
“Where did it go?” asks Arthur.
“I don’t remember.”
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pjm said,
October 17, 2008 at 8:47 pm
Ha Ha I love it my Grandma is 101 and she still cooks up a storm, we just have to show her where the kitchen is
filomena Wollensack said,
October 21, 2008 at 5:25 pm
I love it! I got tears in my eyes for laughing so much!!
gtmassive said,
October 23, 2008 at 5:33 pm
It’s really funny 4 real…..these old people really got me laffin till ma belly buss!!! lolzzzzzzzzzzzz
gtmassive said,
October 23, 2008 at 5:34 pm
It’s really funny 4 real…..these old people really got me laffin till ma belly buss!!! lolzzzzzzzzzzzz