Labor Day Jokes
Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day.
Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No Labor Day?’
Labor Day Joke
Sunday after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about.
The daughter answered, *’Don’t be scared, you’ll get your quilt.’* Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed. Later in the day, the pastor stopped by for tea and the Mom asked him what that morning’s Sunday school lesson was about. He said, *’Be not afraid, thy comforter is coming.’
Updated: This should take care of the Labor Day Jokes problem:
A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weeend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.
‘Reverend,’ said the young man, ‘I’m so sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip.’ The minister chuckled, ‘I know what you mean. *It’s the same in my
There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: ‘I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, *it’s still out there in your pockets.’
A sophisticated rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity.
– Benjamin Disraeli
The greatest thing since they reinvented unsliced bread.
– William Keegan
‘Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, *’Good morning, Lord,’*and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, *’Good Lord, it’s morning.’
There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country.
‘Is there anything breakable in here?’ asked the postal clerk.
*’Only the Ten Commandments.’* answered the lady.
A lonely frog, desperate for any form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in store.
His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”
The frog is thrilled and says, “This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?”……………”No” says the psychic, “in a Biology class.”
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