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March 31, 2008 at 8:21 pm (Joke of the Day)

Customer: “Do you serve crabs here?” Waiter: “We serve anyone, please sit down!”

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March 31, 2008 at 7:17 pm (Joke of the Day)

The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.
– Joseph Stilwell

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March 31, 2008 at 5:36 pm (Joke of the Day)

He who knows not and knows he knows not is a wise man. He who knows not and knows not he knows not is a fool.

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March 31, 2008 at 3:53 pm (Joke of the Day)

A sophisticated rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity.
– Benjamin Disraeli

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March 31, 2008 at 2:11 pm (Joke of the Day)

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

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March 31, 2008 at 12:29 pm (Joke of the Day)

Happy B’day Elvis. Everyone eat a twinkie!

You may be a Redneck if several family members are Elvis impersonators. You may be a Redneck if you have a Jack Daniels Elvis decanter. You may be a Redneck if you have an Elvis Jell-O mold. You may be stupid if you believe Elvis still is alive.

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March 31, 2008 at 10:47 am (Joke of the Day)

You’re a mouse studying to be a rat.
– Wilson Mizner

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March 31, 2008 at 9:07 am (Joke of the Day)

A modest little person, with much to be modest about.
– Winston Churchill

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March 31, 2008 at 1:45 am (Joke of the Day)

He has every attribute of a dog except loyalty.
– Thomas P. Gore

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March 31, 2008 at 12:03 am (Joke of the Day)

Q: How many jerks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Just one. He holds the lightbulb still and lets the world revolve around him.

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