Funny Jokes – Golf Jokes – Golf with Gus

November 18, 2006 at 6:27 pm (Funny, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Golf, Golf Jokes, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day)

Funny Jokes – Golf Jokes – Golf with Gus

A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home
on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game. As the hours pass she
becomes more and more concerned until, at 8 p.m., the husband finally pulls into
the driveway.

“What happened?” asked the wife. “You should have been home hours ago!”

“Gus had a heart attack at the third hole,” replied the husband.

“Oh, that’s terrible,” said the wife.

“I know,” the husband answered. “All day long it was, hit the ball, drag Gus,
hit the ball, drag Gus . . . “

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