Thanksgiving Joke – Grateful Marriage

November 24, 2008 at 3:58 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Joke of the Day, Jokes) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

GRATEFUL MARRIAGE
An elderly couple, Minnie and Max, sit down to their Thanksgiving dinner. Before eating, his wife speaks up. “Can I ask you a question, Max?”

“Sure Minnie,” Max says, waiting to dig into his meal.

“Has our 50 years of marriage made you grateful?”

“Yes, indeed!” Max replied. “For the twenty years I was a bachelor!”

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Thanksgiving Joke – Talking Turkey

November 23, 2008 at 3:42 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Joke of the Day, Jokes) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

TALKING TURKEY
What does …
A jewelry-lovin’ turkey say?   “Bauble, bauble, bauble”
A dyslexic turkey say?   “Boggle, Boggle, Boggle”
A turkey in the shoe repair shop say?   “Cobble, cobble, cobble”
A turkey who was an old-time movie fan say?   “Gable, Gable, Gable!”
A turkey with a sore throat say?   “Gargle, Gargle, Gargle”
A turkey with a sore leg say?   “Hobble, hobble, hobble.”
A football turkey say?   “Huddle, huddle, huddle”
A dieting turkey?   “Nibble, nibble, nibble.”
A one-legged Cockney turkey?   “‘Obble, ‘Obble, ‘Obble”
A turkey who argues a lot?   “Squabble, squabble, squabble.”
What does Dr. Seuss’ turkey say?   “Tweedle, beetle, paddle, battle, puddle, wobble, hobble, gobble.”
Then there was the dizzy Turkey who just went…   “Wobble, Wobble, Wobble!”

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Thanksgiving Joke – Pilgrims

November 22, 2008 at 3:19 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Joke of the Day, Jokes) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Q. Why did pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
A. Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats.

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Thanksgiving Joke – How Long to Cook a Turkey

November 21, 2008 at 11:49 am (Animals, Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Entertainment, famous, famous jokes, Food Jokes, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Joke of the Day, Jokes) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Thanksgiving Jokes

Would you please help me I bought a 10 pound turkey. Could you tell me how long to cook it in my new microwave?

“Just a minute,” the food editor said, as he turned to check his reference book.

“Oh, thank you,” she said. “You’ve been a big help.  Good-bye!”

Thanksgiving Jokes

Roasting a Turkey

Cooking Turkey

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