Government Quotes

May 18, 2009 at 6:57 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Joke of the Day, Jokes) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

Funny Quotes – Government Quotes

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.

– Gerald Ford

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Funny Quotes – Government Quotes

May 17, 2009 at 6:56 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Joke of the Day, Jokes) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

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There is no distinctly native American criminal class… save Congress.

– Mark Twain

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Funny Quotes – Fools

May 16, 2009 at 5:54 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Joke of the Day, Jokes) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

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The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.

– Herbert Spencer

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Tax Quotes

May 15, 2009 at 6:53 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Joke of the Day, Jokes) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , )

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The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

– Mark Twain

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Government Quotes – Capitalism and Socialism

May 14, 2009 at 6:51 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Joke of the Day, Jokes) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , )

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The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.

– Winston Churchill

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Government Quotes

May 13, 2009 at 6:51 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Joke of the Day, Jokes) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

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The government is like a baby’s alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.

– Ronald Reagan

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Government Quotes – Congress

May 12, 2009 at 5:59 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Joke of the Day, Jokes) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

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Talk is cheap… except when Congress does it.

– Anonymous

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Government Quotes – The Legislature

May 11, 2009 at 6:47 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Joke of the Day, Jokes) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

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No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.

– Mark Twain

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Funny Quotes – Politics

May 10, 2009 at 6:45 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Joke of the Day, Jokes) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

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Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics won’t take an interest in you.

– Pericles (430 B.C.)

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Funny Quotes – The Art of Government

May 9, 2009 at 5:43 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Joke of the Day, Jokes) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.

– Voltaire

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