Funny Quotes – The Art of Government

May 9, 2009 at 5:43 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Joke of the Day, Jokes) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.

– Voltaire

Jokes Funny

Advertisements

Permalink 1 Comment

Government Quotes – Health Care

May 8, 2009 at 6:41 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Joke of the Day, Jokes) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

Funny Quotes – Government Quotes

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it’s free.

– P.J. O’Rourke

Funny Quotes

Permalink Leave a Comment

Mother’s Day Jokes

May 7, 2009 at 9:23 pm (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Joke of the Day, Jokes) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Mother’s Day Joke

Last year I got my wife a Mothers’ Day gift that left her speechless.

In fact, she didn’t speak to me for three weeks.

Mother’s Day Jokes

Mothers Day Jokes

You Know You Have Become a Mother When…

You automatically double-knot everything you tie.

You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.

You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth even though your children are at school!

You start to like the smell of strained carrots mixed with applesauce.

You weep through the scene in Dumbo when his mom is taken away, not to mention what Bambi does to you.

You get so into crafts you contemplate writing a book called 101 Fun Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and Eggshells.

You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, “Mom, why don’t you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?”

You are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband, enjoying some real adult conversation, when suddenly you realize that you’ve reached over and started to cut up his steak!

Permalink 6 Comments

Funny Quotes

May 7, 2009 at 6:39 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Joke of the Day, Jokes) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

Government Quotes

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

– Will Rogers

Mother’s Day Jokes

Permalink Leave a Comment

Ronald Reagan

May 6, 2009 at 5:37 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Joke of the Day, Jokes) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Funny Quotes – Government Quotes

Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

– Ronald Reagan

Famous Sayings

Permalink Leave a Comment

Government is the Great Fiction

May 5, 2009 at 6:34 am (1) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Funny Quotes – Government Quotes

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.

– Frederic Bastiat

Quotes Funny

Permalink Leave a Comment

Government Quotes – Funny Quotes

May 4, 2009 at 11:31 am (1) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

Funny Government Quotes

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

– P.J. O’Rourke

Government Quotes

Permalink Leave a Comment

Funny Quotes – Foreign Aid

May 3, 2009 at 7:09 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Joke of the Day, Jokes) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Funny Quotes – Government Quotes

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.

– Douglas Casey

Funny Jokes

Permalink Leave a Comment

Funny Quotes – Democracy

May 2, 2009 at 6:57 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Joke of the Day, Jokes) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

Funny Quotes – Government Quotes – Democracy Quotes

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.

– James Bovard

Funny Quotes

Permalink 1 Comment

Funny Quotes – Government Quotes

May 1, 2009 at 6:24 am (1) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

Funny Quotes – Government Quotes

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

– G. Gordon Liddy

Sayings

Permalink Leave a Comment

« Previous page · Next page »