A Little Dirty…

February 26, 2008 at 9:30 am (Aging Jokes, Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Doctor Jokes, Entertainment, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humorous, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Medical Jokes, Off-Color) (, , , , , , , )

A 97 year old man goes into his doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I want my sex drive lowered.”

“Sir”, replied the doctor, “You’re 97. Don’t you think your sex drive is all in your head?”

“You’re darn right it is!” replied the old man. “That’s why I want it lowered!”

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Mental Health

November 16, 2007 at 11:36 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Entertainment, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humorous, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Medical Jokes, Psychiatrist, Psychiatrist Jokes) (, , , , , , )

Today is National Mental Health Day. You can do your part by
reminding at least one unstable person.

Well, my job’s done!

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Funny Jokes – Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

October 29, 2007 at 5:39 am (Attention Deficit Disorder, Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Entertainment, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Medical Jokes) (, , , , , , , )

A Stanford Medical research group advertised for participants in a
study of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

They were looking for therapy clients who had been diagnosed with this
disorder.

The response was gratifying; they got 3,879 responses one hour after
the ad came out.

All from the same person.

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Medical Jokes – Medical Diagnosis

March 5, 2007 at 9:04 pm (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humorous, Humorous Blogs, Humour, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Medical Jokes)

Medical Jokes – Medical Diagnosis

We were thoroughly confused. While transcribing medical audiotapes, my co-worker came upon the following garbled
diagnosis: “This man has pholenfrometry.”

Knowing nothing about that particular condition, she double-checked with the doctor. After listening to the tape, he shook his head.

“This man,” he said, translating for her, “has fallen from a tree.”

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