Wedding Joke

April 10, 2008 at 2:27 pm (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Marriage, Psychiatrist Jokes) (, , , , )

Psychiatrists say girls tend to marry men like their fathers.

That is probably the reason mothers cry at weddings.

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Diet Jokes – wedding anniversary jokes

January 6, 2008 at 12:13 pm (Comedy, Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Diet Jokes, Entertainment, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humorous, Humorous Blogs, Humour, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Marriage, Men Jokes, Sexist jokes) (, , , , , , , )

Diet Jokes

MISSING HUSBAND

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!”

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Rick has been missing since Friday.
Please pray for him

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Cool Husband

December 26, 2007 at 12:05 pm (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Entertainment, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humorous, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Marriage, Religious, Religious Jokes) (, , , , , , , , )

 

A HUSBAND COMES HOME FROM CHURCH &
HE GREETS HIS WIFE AND LIFTS HER UP. HE CARRIES HER AROUND THE HOUSE.
THE WIFE IS SO SURPRISED AND SHE ASKS,
“DID THE PASTOR PREACH ABOUT BEING ROMANTIC?”
THE HUSBAND REPLIES, “NO, HE SAID WE MUST CARRY OUR BURDENS AND SORROWS.”

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She’s Probably Right

December 3, 2007 at 3:31 pm (Aging Jokes, Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Entertainment, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humorous, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Life, Life Jokes, Marriage) (, , , , , , , )

At a wedding, the band leader polled the guests to see who had been

married longest. It turned out to be the old and MrsPerfesser.

So he asked them, “What advice would you give to the newly-married

couple?”

MrsPerfesser said, “The three most important words in a marriage are,

‘You’re probably right’.”

Everyone looked at the old perfesser. He said, “She’s probably right.”

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The Power of a Wife

July 13, 2007 at 2:01 pm (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humorous, Humorous Blogs, Humour, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Marriage, Men Jokes, Women Jokes)

You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security ,
super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as “Area 51?”

Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51
were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their “secret” base.

They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot
into an interrogation room. The pilot’s story was that he took off from
Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of
fuel.

The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the
pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.

By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot
really was lost and wasn’t a spy.

They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying
“you-did-not- see-a-base” briefing, complete with threats of spending the
rest o f his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on
such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.

The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the
same Cessna showed up again.

Once again, the MP’s surrounded the plane… only this time
there were two people in the plane.

The same pilot jumped out and said, “Do anything you want to
me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was
last night.”

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The Present

March 17, 2007 at 6:32 am (Business Trips, Businessmen, Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Girl, Humor, Humorous, Humorous Blogs, Humour, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Marriage, Revenge, Travel Jokes)

The Present

A woman goes to France to attend a 2-week, company training session.

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers, “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”

The husband laughs and says, “A French girl!”

The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks “So, honey, how was the trip?”

“Very good, thank you”.

“And, what happened to my present?”

“Which present?”

“What I asked for…. the French girl?

“Oh, that? Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if it is a girl…”

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Happy Ending

December 18, 2006 at 1:02 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humorous, Humorous Blogs, Humour, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Life, Life Jokes, Marriage)

Happy Ending

Once upon a time, a man asked his girl, “Will you marry me?”

She said, “No.”

And they lived happily ever after.

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Relationships

November 8, 2006 at 8:49 pm (Daily Joke, Funny Humor, Girl, Humorous, Life, Marriage, Testimonials)

Relationships

As a resident physician in radiology, I was speaking
with the man whose wife was about to receive a CAT
scan of the chest.

While the nurse was placing the intravenous line, I
asked the husband if his wife had undergone any other
tests. The man named several procedures involving
various body parts, but he couldn’t remember one
particular test.

Thinking out loud, he said, “What is that thing women
have that men don’t?”

His wife was quick to answer, “A brain, dear.”

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Language Barrier

November 4, 2006 at 3:09 am (Funny Humor, Humour, Joke of the Day, Marriage)

Language Barrier…..

Asian lady married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever
after in London. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in
English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real
problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She
didn’t know how to put forward her request and in desperation, lifted
up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the
lady went home with chicken legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn’t
know how to say it and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher
her breast. The lady got what she wanted.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy wieners. Unable to find a way
to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store…
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The Curse

October 19, 2006 at 7:31 pm (Funny Humor, Humorous, Jokes of the Day, Marriage, Testimonials)

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has
been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you
will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on
you.” The old man says without hesitation, “I now pronounce you man and
wife.”

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