It takes an Italian man…

April 9, 2007 at 1:05 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humorous, Humorous Blogs, Humour, Italian Jokes, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Sexist jokes, Travel Jokes, Women Jokes)

 It takes an Italian man…

It  takes an Italian Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman…

On a recent  transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence  is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck
by  lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in  the front of the plane. “I’m too young to die,” she
wails. Then she yells,  “Well, if I’m going to die, I want my last minutes on
earth to be  memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like
a  WOMAN?”

For a moment there is silence.. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all
stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the  plane. He is gorgeous : tall,
well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.

He starts to walk slowly up the aisle,unbuttoning his  shirt…..one button at a
time. ……

No one moves. ……

He  removes his shirt. …….

Muscles ripple across his chest. …..

She  gasps………..

He whispers: …….

“Iron this, and get me something to eat….”

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Joke of the Day – Mothers

August 16, 2006 at 10:36 pm (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Death, Death Jokes, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Humorous Blogs, Humour, Italian Jokes, Jewish Jokes, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Mother Jokes, Mothers)

Q: What’s the difference is between a Jewish mother and an
    Italian one?
A: An Italian mother says “Eat your dinner or I’ll kill you.”
    A Jewish mother says “Eat your dinner or I’ll kill myself.”

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