Thanksgiving Joke – How Long to Cook a Turkey

November 21, 2008 at 11:49 am (Animals, Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Entertainment, famous, famous jokes, Food Jokes, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Joke of the Day, Jokes) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Thanksgiving Jokes

Would you please help me I bought a 10 pound turkey. Could you tell me how long to cook it in my new microwave?

“Just a minute,” the food editor said, as he turned to check his reference book.

“Oh, thank you,” she said. “You’ve been a big help.  Good-bye!”

Thanksgiving Jokes

Roasting a Turkey

Cooking Turkey

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Famous Jokes – Joke of the Day

November 10, 2008 at 7:40 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Entertainment, famous, famous jokes, Food Jokes, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Joke of the Day, Jokes) (, , , , , , )

Famous Jokes

A Dinner Blessing…..

Ed, was a strictly a ‘meat-and-potatoes’ man. Over the years, he’s learned to like more foods, but there are still two vegetables he won’t eat. His family likes to tease him about it.

One year at a holiday gathering, Ed got the last laugh when he gave this cute tongue-in-cheek blessing: Now we sit to eat what’s here; we pray no green stuff will appear. No Brussels sprouts or any such
and asparagus, Lord, would be too much. But give us meat that’s white or red and potatoes, corn and lots of bread. Some good brown gravy wouldn’t hurt and to top it off, some pie for dessert.

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Funny Jokes – Technology

November 26, 2007 at 5:35 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Entertainment, Food Jokes, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humorous, Humour, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day) (, , , , , , , )

Funny Jokes – Technology At The Supermarket

The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the
produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm and
the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and inhale the scent of
fresh butter fat.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the air is filled with
the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.

So far I have been afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle : (

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Joke of the Day – Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing

November 7, 2007 at 5:10 am (Comedy, Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Entertainment, Food Jokes, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humorous, Humorous Blogs, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Sexist jokes) (, , , , , , , , )

Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
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It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man will do. When a man
volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put
into motion.

(1) The woman goes to the store.
(2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man,
who is lounging beside the grill.
(4) The man places the meat on the grill.
(5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
(7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
(8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
(10) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off.” And,
upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no
pleasing some women.

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Joke of the Day – Buffalo wings

July 28, 2007 at 7:54 pm (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Food Jokes, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humorous, Humorous Blogs, Humour, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day)

Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

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