Joke of the Day – Boring Flight
Bored during a long flight, an eminent scholar leaned over
and woke up the sleeping man next to him to ask if he would
like to play a game.
“I’ll ask you a question,” the scholar explained, “and if
you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a
question, and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll pay you $50.”
When the man agreed to play, the scholar asked, “What’s the
distance from the earth to the moon?” Flummoxed, the man
handed him $5. “Ha!” said the scholar. “It’s 238,857 miles.
Now it’s your turn.”
The man was silent for a few moments. Then he asked, “What
goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?”
Puzzled, the scholar racked his brains for an hour–but to
no avail. Finally he took out his wallet and handed over
$50. “Okay, okay, what is the answer?” the scholar asked.
The man said, “I don’t know,” pulled out a $5 bill, handed
it to the scholar, and went back to sleep.
The Present
The Present
A woman goes to France to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers, “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”
The husband laughs and says, “A French girl!”
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks “So, honey, how was the trip?”
“Very good, thank you”.
“And, what happened to my present?”
“Which present?”
“What I asked for…. the French girl?
“Oh, that? Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if it is a girl…”
Joke of the Day – HALF PRICE
Joke of the Day – HALF PRICE
US Air recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their
husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department
sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates,
asking how they enjoyed their trip.
Letters are still pouring in asking, “What
trip?”
