Thanksgiving Joke – Talking Turkey

November 23, 2008 at 3:42 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Joke of the Day, Jokes) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

TALKING TURKEY
What does …
A jewelry-lovin’ turkey say?   “Bauble, bauble, bauble”
A dyslexic turkey say?   “Boggle, Boggle, Boggle”
A turkey in the shoe repair shop say?   “Cobble, cobble, cobble”
A turkey who was an old-time movie fan say?   “Gable, Gable, Gable!”
A turkey with a sore throat say?   “Gargle, Gargle, Gargle”
A turkey with a sore leg say?   “Hobble, hobble, hobble.”
A football turkey say?   “Huddle, huddle, huddle”
A dieting turkey?   “Nibble, nibble, nibble.”
A one-legged Cockney turkey?   “‘Obble, ‘Obble, ‘Obble”
A turkey who argues a lot?   “Squabble, squabble, squabble.”
What does Dr. Seuss’ turkey say?   “Tweedle, beetle, paddle, battle, puddle, wobble, hobble, gobble.”
Then there was the dizzy Turkey who just went…   “Wobble, Wobble, Wobble!”

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