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June 29, 2008 at 11:29 am (1)

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.

-Joe Weinstein

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June 29, 2008 at 11:23 am (1)

Giving New Life

I was interviewing a jeweler for a story I was writing on giving new life to old jewelry, and I asked him to tell me about his most memorable client.

“It was a divorced woman who had me make a pair of earrings from her inscribed wedding band,” he remembered. “One earring read, ‘with all,’ and the other, ‘my love.’

When I asked why she had wanted it done that way, she answered, ‘To remind me the next time anyone says that to me, I should let in go in one ear and out the other.'”

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June 29, 2008 at 11:21 am (Joke of the Day)

Poem for Seniors

A row of bottles on my shelf Caused me to analyze myself. One yellow pill I have to pop Goes to my heart so it won’t stop. A little white one that I take Goes to my hands so they won’t shake.

The blue ones that I use a lot Tell me I’m happy when I’m not. The purple pill goes to my brain And tells me that I have no pain. The capsules tell me not to wheeze Or cough or choke or even sneeze.

The red ones, smallest of them all Go to my blood so I won’t fall. The orange ones, very big and bright Prevent my leg cramps in the night.

Such an array of brilliant pills Helping to cure all kinds of ills. But what I’d really like to know……….. Is what tells each one where to go!

There’s always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.

For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt.

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Joke of the Day – Deaf Jokes

What does Santa Claus say when he loses his hearing-aids?
Huh? Huh? Huh?

Why can’t a deaf person be sent to prison?
Because you can’t condemn someone without a hearing.

What do you call a deaf teacher?
Anything you like, he can’t hear you.

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