Political Correctness Gone Awry

April 29, 2008 at 4:35 pm (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Funny Jokes, Humor, Joke of the Day, Jokes) (, , , )

TEAPOT NURSERY RHYME

I’m a size challenged teapot, small in stature and generous of girth

Here is my non-judgmental holding device and

here is my non-pressurized, safety device enabled, fluid releasing orifice.

When I feel temperature augmented and in need of external expression

Then I exclaim in an elevated decibel, yet non-threatening verbal tone,

Adjust my angle and release my non-caffeinated, dairy free organic

contents.

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