Pope Calls God

April 17, 2008 at 11:15 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Joke of the Day, Jokes) (, , , , , , )

The phone rings in heaven. St Peter answers: “Hello? Yes? yes? yes? just a moment.” Putting his hand over the receiver he continues, “God, it’s the Pope; he wants to discuss women in the clergy again.”

God, tired of the Pope and his problems, says, “Look, there are millions of people praying right now, and I’m trying to plan Armageddon. Tell him I’m just not available.”

“Of course,” St Peter replies. Removing his hand from the phone, he says to the Pope:

“She’s not available right now.”

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