Latex Gloves

February 15, 2008 at 11:46 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Doctor Jokes, Entertainment, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humorous, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Off-Color) (, , , , , , , , )

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady,

was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his

latex gloves.

“Do you know how they make these gloves?” he asked.

“No, I don’t,” she replied.

“Well,” he spoofed, “there’s a building in Mexico with a

big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank,

dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw

them into boxes of the right size.”

She didn’t crack a smile.

“Oh, well. I tried,” he thought.

But five minutes later, during the procedure she burst out


“What’s so funny?” he asked.

“I was just envisioning how condoms are made!”


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