New Words to an old Dylan Song

February 13, 2008 at 9:30 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Entertainment, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humorous, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Men Jokes) (, , , , , , , )

How many roads must a man drive down

Before he admits he is lost

Why when a man becomes married is he

unable to find his own socks.

How many times will it take ’til he knows

he has seen the three stooges enough

The answer my friend, I cannot comprehend

The answer, I cannot comprehend

How many shows can a man surf through

before the remote burns out

Why does he think that an intimate gift

is a Dustbuster Plus for the house

How many sounds can a man’s body make

before he sleeps on the couch

The answer my friend, is take two aspirin

The answer is take two aspirin

Why when we go for a romantic drive

do we wind up at Builder’s Square again

How many nights will he leave the seat up

so I land on cold porcelain

How men really feel is mystery to me

and probably a mystery to them

The answer girlfriend is driving me to gin

The answer is driving me to gin.

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