Mommy Test…

February 11, 2008 at 9:46 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Entertainment, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humorous, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Men Jokes, Mother Jokes, Mothers) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something

off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that.

“Why?”

“Because it’s been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs.”

At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Wow! How

do you know all this stuff?”

“Uh,” I was thinking quickly, everyone knows this stuff, “Um, it’s on the

Mommy test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mommy.”

“Oh.”

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently

pondering this new information.

“I get it!!!!” she beamed.

“Then if you flunk, you have to be the Daddy.”

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