The Patriots

February 1, 2008 at 2:52 pm (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Entertainment, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humorous, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Phoenix) (, , , , , , , , )

John Madden was in Dallas to announce a football game one weekend

when he noticed a special telephone near the Cowboys bench. He asked

Quincy Carter what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God.

John asked if he could use it. Quincy told him, “Sure, but it will cost you

$100.” John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I could use

some help picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid $100. John’s

picks were perfect that week.

The next week John was in St Louis when he noticed that same kind of phone

on the Rams bench. He asked what the telephone was for and Marc Bulger told

him, “It’s a hotline to God. If you want to use it, it will cost you $500.”

Recalling last week, John pulled out his wallet and made the call. John’s

picks were perfect again that week.

The next weekend John was in Foxboro at Gillette Stadium when he noticed

the same kind of telephone by the Patriot’s bench. He asked Tom Brady, “Is

that the hotline to God?” Tom said, “Yes, and if you want to use it, it

will cost you 35 cents.”

John looked incredulously at Jake and said, “Wait a second, I just paid $100

in Dallas and $500 in St Louis to use the same phone to God! Why do the

Patriots only charge 35 cents?”

Jake looked at John and replied, “In Foxboro , it’s a local call.”

Happy Super Bowl!

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