A Compliment

January 19, 2008 at 6:42 pm (Aging Jokes, Comedy, Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Entertainment, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humorous, Humorous Blogs, Humour, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Sexist jokes, Women Jokes) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , )

A Compliment

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband,

“I look horrible. I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment.”

The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”

He never even heard the shot!

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