Joke of the Day – Funny Jokes – And God Created Dog and Cat

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Funny Jokes – And God Created Dog and Cat

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the
answer to
‘Where do pets come from?’

Adam said, ‘Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me every
day.
Now I do not see you any more. I am lonesome here and it is
difficult for me
to remember how much you love me.’

And God said ‘No problem. I will create a companion for you that
will be
with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you so
that you
will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish
or
childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you
as you
are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourself.’

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And it was
a good
animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be
with Adam
and it wagged its tail.

And Adam said, ‘Lord, I have already named all the animals in the
Kingdom
and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.’

And God said, ‘No problem. Because I have created this new animal to
be a
reflection of my love for you his name will be a reflection of my
own name,
and you will call him Dog.’

And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved him.
And Adam
was comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged
his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that Adam’s guardian angel came to
the Lord
and said, ‘Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts and
preens
like a peacock and he believes he is worthy of adoration. Dog has
indeed
taught him that he is loved, but perhaps too well.’

And the Lord said, ‘No problem. I will create for him a companion
who will
be with him forever and who will see him as he is. The companion
will remind
him of his limitations, so he will know that he is not always worthy
of
adoration.’

And God created Cat to be a companion to Adam. And Cat would not
obey Adam.
And when Adam gazed into Cat’s eyes, he was reminded that he was not
the
Supreme Being. And Adam learned humility.

And God was pleased. And Adam was greatly improved. And Dog was
happy.

And Cat didn’t care one way or the other.

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