Funny Jokes – WOMEN DRIVERS!

November 1, 2007 at 5:51 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Entertainment, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Men Jokes, Women Jokes) (, , , , , , )

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman
in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view
mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back, she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!

As a man, I don’t scare easily. But she scared me so much;
I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against
the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone
away from my ear, which then fell into the coffee between my legs,
splashed and burned me, ruined the phone, soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.

Darn women drivers

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