Joke of the day – Three Mice

October 31, 2007 at 5:41 am (Animals, Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Men Jokes) (, , , , , , )

Three male mice are sitting at a bar with three shots of tequila,
arguing about how tough they are.

The first mouse says, “I’m so tough, I break into the cupboard just to eat
the rat poison.” He slams down his tequila and looks at the
second mouse.

The second mouse replies, “That’s nothing. I’m so tough, I run through a
mouse trap, grab the cheese, flip onto my back & benchpress the killer springed
trapwire.” He slams down his tequila and looks at the third mouse.

The third mouse slams down his tequila, slides off his stool and begins
walking away from the bar. The other mice scream, “Hey, Softy, where do you
think you’re going?”

The third mouse replies, “Home to shag the cat.”

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