Jokes of the Day – Optometrist Charges

October 14, 2007 at 5:22 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Doctor Jokes, Entertainment, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Life Jokes)

An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer: “As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say ‘$75.’ …”

“If his eyes don’t flutter, say, ‘For the frames. The lenses will be $50.’…”

“If his eyes still don’t flutter, you add … ‘Each.'”

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