Listen to the Doctor

September 23, 2007 at 12:15 pm (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Entertainment, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Humorous Blogs, Humour, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day)

HANK SMITH became so ill his wife, Lizzie, sent for the doctor. When
Hank heard the doc enter the house, he closed his eyes and didn’t
move. Doc looked him over and declared in a loud voice, “Why, this
man’s dead!”

At that, Hank’s eyes flew open and he yelled at the doctor, “I ain’t
dead!” Lizzie hushed him up. “Now, Hank, you be quiet,” she
scolded. “Doc knows a lot more about these things than you do.”

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