Heart Attack (humor)

September 8, 2007 at 11:41 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Entertainment, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Humor, Humorous, Humorous Blogs, Humour, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day)

While visiting his niece, an elderly man had a heart
attack. The woman drove wildly to get him to the
emergency room. After what seemed like a very long
wait, the E.R. doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and
a long face.

Sadly, he said, “I’m afraid that your uncle’s brain is
dead, but his heart is still beating.”

“Oh, dear,” cried the woman, her hands clasped against
her cheeks with shock.. “We’ve never had a Democrat in
the family before!”

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