Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden

August 25, 2007 at 9:07 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Entertainment, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humorous, Humorous Blogs, Humour, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day)

They say (?) that the word golf came from the acronym Gentlemen only, ladies
fordidden.

This is about a golf addict:

Last summer Ed met a woman while on vacation and fell head over heels in
love with her. On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to
dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue the
relationship. Ed began by saying to his new lady friend that meant so much
to him, “It’s only fair to warn you that I’m a complete and utter golf nut.
I eat, sleep and breath golf…. so if that’s a problem, you’d better say so
right now”.

“Well, since we’re being honest with each other, here goes,” she replied.
“I’m a hooker.”

“I see,” replied Ed, and was quiet for a moment. Then he added, “You know,
it’s probably because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you tee
off.”

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