How come?

August 24, 2007 at 9:04 am (Entertainment, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humorous, Humorous Blogs, Humour, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day)

How come we choose from just two people to run for president
and 50 for Miss America?

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear
loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing,
I wouldn’t have signed up in the first place!

Don’t argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able
to tell the difference.

Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our lives we
could simply press ‘Ctrl-Alt-Delete’ and start all over?
AMEN, AMEN !!

Why is it that our children can’t read a Bible in school,
but they can in prison?

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court, when the Ten
Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building?

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