Worried to Death

August 23, 2007 at 9:01 am (Aging Jokes, Comedy, Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Death Jokes, Entertainment, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humorous, Humorous Blogs, Humour, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day)

The ninety-five year old woman at the nursing home received a visit
from one of her fellow church members.

“How are you feeling?” the visitor asked.

“Oh,” said the lady, “I’m just worried sick!”

“What are you worried about, dear?” her friend asked. “You look like
you’re in good health. They are taking care of you, aren’t they?”

“Yes, they are taking very good care of me.”

“Are you in any pain?” she asked.

“No, I have never had a pain in my life.”

“Well, what are you worried about?” her friend asked again.

The lady leaned back in her rocking chair and slowly explained her
major worry.

“Every close friend I ever had has already died and gone on to
heaven. I’m afraid they’re all wondering where I went.”

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