Joke of the Day – Travelling Salesman

August 2, 2007 at 6:08 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humorous, Humorous Blogs, Humour, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Travel Jokes, Travelling Salesman Jokes)

Travelling Salesman Joke

There was a traveling salesman whose car became hopelessly stuck in a snow bank during a recent blizzard in North Dakota.  It took him several hours to make it to the nearest farm house, but frozen half to death, he finally reached the front door and knocked on it.  A grizzled old farmer answered, and the salesman pleaded for a place to spend the night.

“Why sure young fella, I can give ya a place to bunk.” said the hospitable old man.  “But I ain’t got no daughter for ya to sleep with, like ya always hear about in them thar jokes.”
“Oh!” said the salesman.  “Just how far is it to the next house ?”

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