Joke of the Day – ROOSTER PANTS

July 8, 2007 at 4:18 pm (Animals, Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humorous, Humorous Blogs, Humour, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day)

A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders.

He says, “What on earth is that all about?”

The farmer says, “We had a fire in the chicken coop two months ago and all his feathers got singed off, so the wife made him some clothes to keep him warm.”

“Okay, but that was two months ago. Why does he still wear them?”

The farmer replied, “There ain’t nothing funnier than watching him try to hold down a hen with one foot and get his pants down with the other.”

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