Virus Jokes – Deadly Virus

April 24, 2007 at 11:20 pm (Beer, Computer Jokes, Computers, Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Engineer Jokes, Engineers, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humorous, Humorous Blogs, Humour, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Virus Jokes, Wine, Work, Work Jokes)

Deadly Virus

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

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2 Comments

  1. alfalfa140 said,

    funniest thing i’ve ever seen. keep the good jokes coming

  2. BOB said,

    I LOVE VIRAL JOKES!!!!!!

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