Wine Joke – Apples and Wine

April 11, 2007 at 11:14 pm (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humorous, Humorous Blogs, Humour, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Men Jokes, Sexist jokes, Wine, Women Jokes)

Wine Joke – Apples and Wine

Beautiful & accurate poetry!

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right person to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men… Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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1 Comment

  1. christa said,

    I wrote a short story almost just like this in 2001…did you get the idea for this from somewhere else???

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