Joke of the Day – CONFESSIONS

November 26, 2006 at 6:37 pm (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humorous, Humorous Blogs, Humour, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Religious, Religious Jokes)

Funny Jokes – CONFESSIONS

Once, there was this guy, who personally felt that he has committed lots of sinful crime and therefore decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins.

When he arrived at a church, he walked to the confession area and spoke to the pastor. “Father, I am sinful. ” “Yes son, just tell me what have you done, the Lord will forgive you.” “Father, I have a steady relationship with my girlfriend, it’s been 3 years and nothing serious ever happened between us.

Yesterday, I visited her house, nobody was at home except for her sister. We were alone and I slept with her. ”

“That’s bad my boy, fortunately you realize your mistake.” “Father, last week I went to her office to look for her, but nobody was around except for one of her colleagues, so I slept with her too.” “That’s not very good of you.” “Father, last month, I went to her uncle’s house to look for her, nobody was around except for her auntie, and I slept with her too.” “Father? ……… Father?”

suddenly this guy realised that there was no response from the Father, he walked over and discovered that the Pastor was not there. So he began searching for him. “Father? Where are you?” He searched high and low, and finally he found him hiding under the table behind the piano.

“Father, why are you hiding here?” “Sorry son, suddenly I remembered there is nobody around here except me.”

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