Halloween Jokes – Halloween Humor – Funny Jokes

November 10, 2006 at 4:51 pm (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Halloween, Halloween Humor, Halloween Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Humorous Blogs, Humour, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Knock Knock Jokes)

Halloween Jokes – Halloween Humor – Funny Jokes

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Phillip
Philip who?
Phillip my bag with candy

Q. What is a Mummie’s favorite type of music? A. Wrap!!!!!

Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Q. What’s a monster’s favorite bean? A. A human bean.

Q. Where did the goblin throw the football? A. Over the ghoul line.

Q. What do you call two spiders that just got married? A. Newlywebbed

Q. Where do most werewolves live? A. In howllywood, California

Q. Where do most goblins live? A. in North and South Scarolina.

Q. What do you call a little monsters parents A. mummy and deady

Q. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon. A. sour-puss

Q. How do you scare a mummy A. with a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.

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2 Comments

  1. yomama said,

    this is stupid

  2. yomama said,

    jking its kinda funny

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