Dear Diary

September 29, 2006 at 8:38 pm (Funny Humor, Funny Jokes, Humorous, Joke of the Day, Religious, Testimonials)

(Excerpted from Pauly’s secret journal)

Dear Diary,

Last Sunday, the sermon was the one about the ten bridesmaids. The five
good bridesmaids remembered to take plenty of oil for their lamps; five
bad bridesmaids did not.

The priest at our church is always very fiery and his sermons always
end on a high note.

Last Sunday the priest ended with…

“Where would you rather be? In the light with the five good bridesmaids
or in the dark with the five bad bridesmaids???”

I guess it was somewhat comforting to know I wasn’t the only one who
gave the wrong answer…

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