illegal immigrants quotes – Tina Fey quotes

August 27, 2006 at 7:14 pm (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Economics, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Humorous Blogs, Humour, Illegal Aliens, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Politics, Tina Fey, Tina Fey Quotes, Tina Fey Sayings)

“The Senate failed to reach a compromise on immigration legislation, which
would have allowed illegal immigrants who have been in the U.S. longer than
five years to remain, while those who have been here between two years and
five years would have to leave, but could return as guest workers. And
immigrants here less than two years will be right back with your entrees.”

-Tina Fey, SNL WEEKEND UPDATE

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President Bush gave a rousing speech to the United Nations General Assembly. Afterward, in a touching show of support, every foreign dignitary shook hands with the president and smiled warmly as he mispronounced their names.
 – Tina Fey

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The New York Post quoted Senator Hillary Clinton saying that she would never run for President, declaring “That is not something I’m going to be doing. “Which in Clinton talk means “I will be President in three years.”
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In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say “scientists”? I meant “Irish people.”
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