Joke of the Day – Daffy Words…Read Very Slowly…

August 18, 2006 at 10:42 pm (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Humorous Blogs, Humour, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Words)

Daffy Words…Read Very Slowly…

READ SLOWLY—-THESE ARE RATHER CLEVER!

1.  ARBITRATOR:   A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds

2.  AVOIDABLE:   What a bullfighter tried to do

3.  BERNADETTE:   The act of torching a mortgage

4.  BURGLARIZE:   What a crook sees with

5.  CONTROL:   A short, ugly inmate

6.  COUNTERFEITERS:   Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

7.  ECLIPSE:   What an English barber does for a living

8.  EYEDROPPER:  A clumsy ophthalmologist

9.  HEROES:   What a guy in a boat does

10.  LEFTBANK:   What the robber did when his bag was full of money

11.   MISTY:   How golfers create divots

12.   PARADOX:    Two physicians

13.   PARASITES:   What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

14.   PHARMACIST:   A helper on the farm

15.   POLARIZE:    What penguins see with

16.  PRIMATE:    Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

17.   RELIEF:    What trees do in the spring

18.   RUBBERNECK:   What you do to relax your wife

19.  SELFISH:    What the owner of a seafood store does

20.  SUDAFED:   Brought litigation against a government official

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