Joke of the Day – Traffic

August 17, 2006 at 1:14 am (Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Humorous Blogs, Humour, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Traffic, Travel Jokes)


* Freeway congestion is getting so bad, you can change a
   tire without losing your place in line.

* Traffic is always heavy in both directions. There are
   just as many people trying to get to whatever you’re
   trying to get away from.

* You have mixed feelings when you see an opening in rush
   hour traffic. You’re glad for the opening, but you wonder
   who died.

* The only way to get home from work on time is to take
   the day off …. even then, you’re cutting it close.

* Traffic is so bad nowadays, a pedestrian is someone in a

* You can sit on the highways forever. In fact, some
   places have little exit ramps where you can pull over and
   make a car payment.

* During rush hour the only way you can change lanes is to
   buy the car driving next to you.

* Our highways have become insane asylums with turn


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