Joke of the Day – Funny Jokes – New Chainsaw

July 15, 2006 at 5:40 am (Funny, Funny Jokes, Humor, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes)

Joke of the Day – Funny Jokes – New Chainsaw
A fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut
down some trees in his back yard. He goes to
a chainsaw shop and asks about various
chainsaws. The dealer tells him, “Look, I
have a lot of models, but why don’t you save
yourself a lot of time and aggravation and
get the top-of-the-line model. This chainsaw
will cut a hundred cords of wood for you in
one day.”

So, the man takes the chainsaw home and
begins working on the trees. After cutting
for several hours and only cutting two cords,
he decides to quit. He thinks there is
something wrong with the chainsaw. “How
can I cut for hours and only cut two cords?”
the man asks himself. “I will begin first thing
in the morning and cut all day,” the man tells
himself. So, the next morning the man gets
up at 4 am in the morning and cuts and cuts,
and cuts till nightfall, and still he only
manages to cut five cords.

The man is convinced this is a bad saw. “The
dealer told me it would cut one hundred cords
of wood in a day, no problem. I will take this
saw back to the dealer,” the man says to himself.

The very next day the man brings the saw back
to the dealer and explains the problem. The
dealer, baffled by the man’s claim, removes
the chainsaw from the case. The dealer says,
“Hmm, it looks fine.”

Then the dealer starts the chainsaw, to which
the man responds, “What’s that noise?”

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