Joke of the Day – Funny Jokes – Cyanide

July 12, 2006 at 12:18 am (Funny Jokes, Humor, Joke of the Day, Jokes)

Joke of the Day – Funny Jokes – Cyanide
A woman walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.

The pharmacist said, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The woman then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, “Lord have mercy”, I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license, and they’ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!”

Then the woman reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacists wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well, hell, you didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

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