Joke of the Day – Funny Jokes – The Time

July 10, 2006 at 1:06 pm (Funny Jokes, Humor, Joke of the Day, Jokes)

Joke of the Day – Funny Jokes – The Time
A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his
destination.

He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so he
could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he
chose happened to be on one of the city’s major jogging routes.

No sooner had he settled back to snooze when there came a knocking on his
window.  He looked out and saw a jogger running in place.

“Yes?”

“Excuse me, sir,” the jogger said, “do you have the time?” The man looked at the
car clock and answered, “8:15.” The jogger said thanks and left.

The man settled back again, and was just dozing off when there was another knock
on the window and another jogger. “Excuse me, sir, do you have the time?”

“8:25!”

The jogger said thanks and left. Now the man could see other joggers passing by
and he knew it was only a matter of time before another one disturbed him.

To avoid the problem, he got out a pen and paper and put a sign in his window
saying, “I do not know the time!”

Once again he settled back to sleep. He was just dozing off when there was
another knock on the window.

“Sir, sir? It’s 8:45!”

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: