Top 45 Oxymorons

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Top 45 Oxymorons

Now top 75 Oxymorons with additions by twitter people identified below

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45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline Food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt Head
26. Military Intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Childproof
21. “Now, then …”
20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct Life
14. Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security
9. Political science
8. Tight slacks
7. Definite maybe
6. Pretty ugly
5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
1. Microsoft Works

Adding more Oxymorons to the top 45 Oxymorons based on this twitter message: Oxymorons

46. Jumbo Shrimp via @wbaustin
47. Deafening Silence via @PhoenixComedy
48. Hotwater Heater via @tinkertoytech
49. Forward Retreat via @wbaustin
50. Open Secret via @wbaustin
51. Bittersweet via @wbaustin
52. Uniquely Similar via @wbaustin
53. Civil War via @wbaustin
54. Organized Mess via @wbaustin
55. Smart Politician via @Rauterkus
56. Completely Unfinished via @wbaustin
57. Partially Complete via @DavidGleason
58. Freezer burn via @wbaustin
59. Rock opera via @wbaustin
60. Reality TV via @KarenSloan
61. Handsoff mentoring via @andybrwn
62. Organic pesticide via @wbaustin
63. legendary new novel via @jemyl41
64. secondary headline via @jemyl41
65. legend in his own time via @jemyl41
66. clean dirt via @jemyl41
67. sanitized soil via @jemyl41
68. civil service via @BCLobbyist
69. Great Depression via @alfabettezoupe
70. Cold Sweat via @saiffe
71. Latin America via @saiffe
72. simply confusing via @cyndeZu
73. Amtrak Schedule via @paulhyland
74. Virtual Reality via @paulhyland
75. Corporate Responsibility via @paulhyland

(Please feel free to add more in comments or via twitter in response to the tweet above or by @reply to @wbaustin)

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