Christmas Gifts
Joke of the Day – What To Say About That “Special” Christmas Gift
Hey! There’s a gift!
Well, well, well …
Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would’ve fit.
This is perfect for wearing around the basement.
Gosh! I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.
If the dog buries it, I’ll be furious!
I love it — but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.
To think…I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
I really don’t deserve this.
It would be a shame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this from me.
Christmas Jokes – Blonde Jokes – Blonde Christmas Trees
Christmas Jokes – Blonde Jokes – Blonde Christmas Trees
Two blondes went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.
After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said,
“I’m chopping down the next tree I see. I don’t care whether it’s decorated or not!”
