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Famous Quotes- Funny Quotes September 19, 2009Funny Quotes Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils - Louis Hector Berlioz Funny Quotes The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Blochazhttp
- Labor Day September 5, 2009Labor Day Labor Day differs in every essential from other holidays of the year in any country. All other holidays are in a more or less degree connected with conflict and battles of man’s prowess over man, of strife and discord for greed and power, of glories achieved by one nation over another. Labor Day is [...]quotes
- Famous Quotes – Natural September 5, 2009Famous Quotes – Natural Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C.S. Lewis Arizona Museum of Natural History Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important - Lisa Hoffmanazhttp
- Famous Bible Quotes July 31, 20091 Pet 2:24: He himself bore our sins in his body on the tree, so that we might die to sins and live for righteousness; by his wounds you have been healed. Bible Sayingquotes
- Famous Bible Verses July 30, 2009John 11:25: Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes in me will live, even though he dies; Verse of the Dayquotes
- Funny Quotes September 19, 2009
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- Bible Sayings July 31, 2009Phil 4:7: And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus. Bible Sayings Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings Tagged: Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotes, Sayingsquotes
- Bible Sayings July 30, 20091 Pet 5:7: Cast all your anxiety on him because he cares for you. Verse of the Day Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayingsquotes
- Bible Sayings July 29, 2009Rom 6:23: For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord. Bible Verse of the Day Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings Tagged: Bible Quotes, Bible Sayings, Bible Verses, Quotes, Sayingsquotes
- Bible Verses July 28, 2009Isa 55:8: “For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways,” declares the LORD. Verse of the Day Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayingsquotes
- Bible Verses July 27, 2009Matt 6:33: But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well. Daily Bible Verse Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayingsquotes
- Bible Sayings July 31, 2009
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- Famous Bible Verses July 31, 2009Phil 4:13: I can do everything through him who gives me strength. Bible Sayingquotes
- Famous Bible Quote July 30, 2009Matt 28:20: and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age.” Online Biblequotes
- Famous Bible Quotes July 29, 2009Col 3:23: Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart, as working for the Lord, not for men, Bible Onlinequotes
- Bible Quotes July 28, 2009Rom 8:39: neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord. Bible Versesquotes
- Famous Bible Verses July 27, 2009Matt 5:16: In the same way, let your light shine before men, that they may see your good deeds and praise your Father in heaven. Bible Versequotes
- Famous Bible Verses July 31, 2009
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- Funny Inheritance Joke July 31, 2009The Old Perfesser (TM, dammit!) poses the following problem to one of his classes: “A wealthy... Please visit http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/ to read the rest. Thank you,quotes
- Funny Horse in the House Joke July 30, 2009HORSE IN THE HOUSE Joe was trying to lead a horse in the street, but was having much trouble... Please visit http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/ to read the rest. Thank you,quotes
- Funny Dog Joke July 29, 2009Why it’s nice to be a dog… No one expects you to take a bath every day. Your friends... Please visit http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/ to read the rest. Thank you,quotes
- Funny Jokes – The State Mental Hospital July 28, 2009Funny Jokes – The State Mental Hospital MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling... Please visit http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/ to read the rest. Thank you,quotes
- Funny Horse Joke July 28, 2009Two show stallions are arguing over who should take best of breed. The first says,... Please visit http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/ to read the rest. Thank you,quotes
- Funny Inheritance Joke July 31, 2009
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- FW: love October 2, 2009A scruffy young man was questioned by one of New York's finest for peddling dirty pictures. "But you're mistaken," said the kid. "These pictures aren't dirty."Tom F
- FW: dad at the mall October 2, 2009Dad at the Mall I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he wasTom F
- FW: vista error messages October 2, 2009The following are new Error Messages planned for Windows Vista: Funny Joke 1)Tom F
- FW: romeo & juliet for the new century October 2, 2009ROMEO AND JULIET Net Txt Version ... Login: Romeo : R u awake? Want 2 chat? Juliet: O Rom. Where4 art thou? Romeo: Outside yr window. Juliet: Stalker! Romeo:Tom F
- FW: oops October 2, 2009A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet ofTom F
- FW: love October 2, 2009
