Mother’s Day Jokes
Mother’s Day Joke
Last year I got my wife a Mothers’ Day gift that left her speechless.
In fact, she didn’t speak to me for three weeks.
Mothers Day Jokes
You Know You Have Become a Mother When…
You automatically double-knot everything you tie.
You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.
You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth even though your children are at school!
You start to like the smell of strained carrots mixed with applesauce.
You weep through the scene in Dumbo when his mom is taken away, not to mention what Bambi does to you.
You get so into crafts you contemplate writing a book called 101 Fun Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and Eggshells.
You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, “Mom, why don’t you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?”
You are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband, enjoying some real adult conversation, when suddenly you realize that you’ve reached over and started to cut up his steak!
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May 10, 2009 at 10:10 am
Nice joke. Happy mother’s day
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June 9, 2009 at 4:55 am
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Happy mother’s day