Government Quotes
Funny Quotes – Government Quotes
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
- Gerald Ford
Funny Quotes – Government Quotes
Funny Quotes – Government Quotes
There is no distinctly native American criminal class… save Congress.
- Mark Twain
Funny Quotes – Fools
Funny Quotes – Government Quotes
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
- Herbert Spencer
Tax Quotes
Funny Quotes – Government Quotes
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
- Mark Twain
Government Quotes
Funny Quotes – Government Quotes
The government is like a baby’s alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
- Ronald Reagan
Government Quotes – Congress
Funny Quotes – Government Quotes
Talk is cheap… except when Congress does it.
- Anonymous
Government Quotes – The Legislature
Funny Quotes – Government Quotes
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
- Mark Twain
Funny Quotes – Politics
Funny Quotes – Government Quotes
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics won’t take an interest in you.
- Pericles (430 B.C.)
Funny Quotes – The Art of Government
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
- Voltaire