Happy New Year – Is Everybody Happy
January 3, 2009 at 7:43 pm (Comedy, Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Entertainment, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Humorous Blogs, Humour, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Political Humor, Political Jokes, President, joke) (Barack Hussein Obama, Barack Obama, Comedy, Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Entertainment, famous, famous jokes, Funny, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humour, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day, Obama Jokes)
Happy New Year…Is Everybody Happy!!!??? (Author A. Nonymous)
I want you to be the first to send you this Happy New Year greeting
As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great year:
Blacks are happy: Obama was elected.
Whites are happy: O.J. Simpson is in jail.
Democrats are happy: George Bush is leaving office.
Republicans are happy: Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush stole the election.
And all of us are happy: The election is finally over!
2009 should be even better:
Immediately after his inauguration, Barack Hussein Obama will balance the budget, revive the economy, solve the real estate problem, solve the auto industry problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem, stop the fires and mudslides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes, stop identity theft, reverse global warming, find Osama bin Laden, solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government and achieve world peace. Then on the 7th day, He will go back to Hawaii and rest!
- Source unknown (it came from my MIL)
