Ah’d Lak Ta Be Prezzident
Ah’d Lak Ta Be Prezzident
A redneck calls the White House and says to the receptionist, “Ah’d lak ta be the next Prezzident of this hear Uuuunated States.”
The receptionist, sarcastically asks, “What are you, an idiot?”
To which the redneck replies, “Why, is it required?”